"Hello!"

Literal responses to "Hello" where I work.


"Hey! How's it going?"
"A Large Non-Fat Latte"


"...and what can I get for you?"
"Umm, how about a smile, for starters?"
(am I not smiling? because I know I am)


"Hi! What can I get for you today?"
"Hey, great, how are you?
"uhh... good, good. Aaaand...?"


"Can I have a misto?"
"A misto?"
"It's like, I don't know, some coffee and hot milk."
Oh, do you mean a cafe au lait?"
"What is that?"
"It's just French for coffee and steamed milk, so I think that sounds what you would like, right?"
"I don't know I just order it at Starbucks."